Jared Bautumn.

2009

June 14
May 20
April 12
March 5
February

2008

June 90
May 79
April 130
March
February
January
Fuck Mozart, fuck piano, fuck my procrastination. Fuck important things, I wish I didn’t need...
Aug 31st
Fuck you and your counterpoint.
Aug 31st

Girls are stupid.

amga: Get some, yeah. I agree mostly. All girls are sometimes stupid. Some girls are always...
Aug 31st

Piano

I have two pieces. I have two partial days. If I don’t work up both of the pieces by Tuesday...
Aug 31st
Wisdom from the bathroom at work.
Aug 30th

silly me again

Forgot a pencil today. I have music theory class. I can’t exactly get away with using my phone...
Aug 29th

silly me

Class for me is at eleven, not ten. It bought me time to do my homework.
Aug 29th

Amusing

Two of the creators of the main iPhone/iPod touch jailbreaking programs are each constantly talking...
Aug 29th
wickedy-whack: I dont know what is creepier the fact I just met the perfect girl or the fact jerry...
Aug 29th
French.
Aug 29th
This chick is not speaking english. She has a very sassy walk.
Aug 28th

Coming up with fingerings is difficult

Aug 28th

In the practice room

First off, I like it when my hands look like spiders. Secondly, Dave Clark is fucking good. I hope...
Aug 28th

Making love

Oh boy. I get to go make love to Mozart for a couple hours.
Aug 28th

Bathrooms

should be called urination stations. I just decided.
Aug 28th

Eew

Fat people shouldn’t wear short shorts. I have nothing against fat people, but they need to...
Aug 27th

I feel weird.

As much as this new ability to remain calm despite being surrounded by many rambunctious people will...
Aug 27th

Boobs revisited

Why are guys attracted to boobs? They are sacs of fat hanging from a woman’s chest. >sacs...
Aug 27th

Boobs

I will elaborate when I’m back at the dorm where I can use my computer.
Aug 26th
This is offensive.
Aug 26th

Jailbreaking

I just spent a long time working out the jailbreaking of my iPhone. Then I decided I liked it better...
Aug 26th
^_^
Aug 25th
Petrik maintenance room
Aug 25th

Being here at Bellarmine

has made me calm down somehow. I do not know how, or why, but I am glad. This will really help me to...
Aug 25th

Bellarmine

here I come.
Aug 23rd

iPhone tumbling

I think I will just do it via email. It works significantly better than this silly application I...
Aug 23rd
I finally got it, and I’m thrilled!
Aug 23rd
Aug 22nd
I like this car.
Aug 22nd

I'm a moron.

What I thought I was supposed to work: 6p-10p. I’m sure you can guess what I was actually...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
30.760642 MPG for this fill up. Good.
Aug 21st

Damn

The sequel to JDatE isn’t finished. This sucks. Time for work.
Aug 20th
Fucking knife.
Aug 19th
For most people, a barnes & noble membership isn’t worth it. you have to spend $250 before...
Aug 19th

Today

<sarcasm> Today will be big fun. </sarcasm> I slept for roughly two hours. I work for...
Aug 19th
Handcrafted with character.
Aug 19th

Apparently

you can no longer have a tie in the olympics. Nastia Liukin and this other chick are tied, except...
Aug 19th
{faierydust} asshole
{MustacheGirl} Still there girl?
{faierydust} hes banned
{EVLNYMPH} dialup sux
{amy_sullivan} still here
{EVLNYMPH} anybody else lagging?
{faierydust} this is the creepiest thing ive ever done
{MustacheGirl} You should look out the window. See if there’s lights.
{EVLNYMPH} stop with the ufo thing
{MustacheGirl} Have you thought about getting hypnotized? They can recall memories of those nights...
{amy_sullivan} no
{amy_sullivan} i don’t even know where ppl go to have that done
{amy_sullivan} sounds like a good way to get molested
{MustacheGirl} Almost Midnight.
{EVLNYMPH} iam so freaked out right now i read a book about a navy ship that disappeared
{EVLNYMPH} the found it latr but the crew was all gone and some guys turned up hundreds of miles awy w/no memory
{EVLNYMPH} they think it was sum kind of time pocket or somethin
{faierydust} oh shit
{amy_sullivan} that was a movie. the philadelphia experiment
{MustacheGirl} Yes.
{faierydust} it had tom hanks. the expriment gave him aids
{MustacheGirl} The movie was based on a true story though.
{amy_sullivan} molly is staring
{amy_sullivan} she jumps up on my bed and stares at me til i take her out
{MustacheGirl} I assume the true story wasn’t as interesting.
{EVLNYMPH} im putting on music the quiet is freakin me out
{faierydust} what if its like a wormhole or something
{EVLNYMPH} bob dylan. you gotta serv somebody
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{amy_sullivan} im taking molly outside BRB
{MustacheGirl} AMY!!! Are you nuts?!?!
{amy_sullivan} BRB
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{faierydust} wormhole. i just got the weirdest picture in my head when i thought of that. ugh. worms.
{MustacheGirl} Stupid dog. I’m literally on the edge of my seat and she walks away. This is hurting my butt.
{MustacheGirl} Ew. The cat peed on my bed.
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{MustacheGirl} She NEVER does that.
{faierydust} my science teacher says if all of the worms in the world came up to the surface the world would be buried 20 feet deep in them
{faierydust} he sad there are 100000000000000000000000000 sea worms in the ocean 10 w/ 26 zeros
{faierydust} they would flow around the streets like aflood
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{faierydust} there is a world like that i have seen it
{faierydust} people die choking on them
{faierydust} they are consumed from the inside out
{MustacheGirl} All of us find that exact same fate.
{EVLNYMPH} serve
* S_GUTTENBERG HAS LOGGED IN *
{S_GUTTENBERG} HEY GIRLZ!!!!!! I’M TYPING WITH MY COCK. CYBER?
{MustacheGirl} Our race was created as food for worms that do not die. Our eyes are as sweet as candy to them.
{faierydust} eye
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{faierydust} I
{MustacheGirl} None find life outside of the throat. His jaws are like a lover’s embrace.
* S_GUTTENBERG HAS LOGGED OUT *
{MustacheGirl} None
{faierydust} I
{EVLNYMPH} serve
{MustacheGirl} None
{faierydust} BUT
{EVLNYMPH} K
{MustacheGirl} O
{faierydust} R
{EVLNYMPH} R
{MustacheGirl} O
{faierydust} K
{MustacheGirl} It is done.
{faierydust} i just blanked out what time is itKORROK THE SLAVEMASTER KORROK THE KNOWING KORROK THE WISE KORROK THE LIVING KORROK THE FAMISHED KORROK THE CONQUERER KORROK THE GIVER KORROK THE ALMIGHTY I SERVE NONE BUT KORROK
{EVLNYMPH} faierydust are you o
{MustacheGirl} She’s food.
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* MustacheGirl HAS LOGGED OUT *
Aug 19th
“Drake’s partner was disrobing. The black cop was...”
— JDatE by Danny Wong
Aug 19th
“I’m Danny Wexler and this is Channel 5 sports! The...”
— JDatE by Danny Wong
Aug 19th

Early morning

Finished JDatE. Contemplated life. Put off sleeping for some reason. Began regretting it at around...
Aug 19th
Abercrombie & Fitch once sold falconry equipment, leopard collars, and chainmail.
Aug 19th
Note to self, wear navy blue to work tomorrow.
Aug 18th

Shaun Johnson

is a mouse.
Aug 18th

My Official Thought on God

Interesting that you should post this. I have also, recently reached my official thought on God. God...
Aug 18th

John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End This is a good story. I like it so far.
Aug 17th
Batman = non-fiction
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
There is a guy in this coffee shop with both a Macbook and a Macbook pro.
Aug 16th
floodwaters: spry means nimble. I was called spry a few weeks ago. I’d never been called spry...
Aug 16th
Fuck you, Microsoft. You had to develop your own plugin for...
Aug 16th
I regret to be able to say that last night’s post was 100% accurate. I am on my way to work...
Aug 14th

A series of facts

It is 3:16 am. In two hours and thirty-three minutes, my cell phone alarm will go off. There is a...
Aug 14th
unicornology: exactly. someone gets it. morningbell: ...
Aug 14th
unicornology: jennyjennjen: mmmeg: Fortune.
Aug 14th
(via unicornology)
Aug 14th
“The reference to women with tower-breasts has caused some confusion, though. Since we prefer...
Aug 14th

@Nick Flood

This says iPhone, but these apply to the iPod touch as well. 12 iPhone Tricks You Might Not Have...
Aug 12th
(via floodwaters) Are you going to jailbreak it?
Aug 12th
Aug 11th
Issues!
Aug 11th

Wow.

I just heard the Bach Partita No. 6 in e minor on the radio, and I was rather pleased. It was...
Aug 10th
Listen Listen
I am confused right now. This song kinda embodies the confusion. Title: Something
Aug 10th
I dislike being forced to go to church.
Aug 10th

@Nick Flood

Have you ever heard of Silverchair? I heard a song of theirs for the first time tonight, and I think...
Aug 10th
Silverchair.
Aug 10th
Note to self: Two to seven Tuesday, two to eight Thursday.
Aug 10th

For Bob

The newest comments are at the bottom and my first one is hidden with a -7 on the thumbs meter....
Aug 9th
Warch Watch
Cat playing theremin. Good stuff.
Aug 9th
I wish humans purred when they were content.
Aug 9th

NEW MUXTAPE SONGS

(via floodwaters) Good choices. Cloud cult sounds like a worthy, new obsession.
Aug 8th

Riki-Oh

Is all up on the internet. Part one of nine.
Aug 8th
Old man with a naked woman tattooed on his leg. Weird.
Aug 8th

hmmm

nwelsh01: i just overheard my sister talking about being high last night and i think she and her 20...
Aug 7th
I hate when people could push on the doorframe, but instead use the glass and they leave a large,...
Aug 7th
I just walked past a man taking pictures of the stairs outside of hollister. Weird.
Aug 7th

An hour and a half

The most sleep I could get and not be late for work. Fuck sleep.
Aug 7th

I hate not feeling tired once I have...

I also hate once it morphs into feeling extremely tired, and unable to fall asleep.
Aug 7th
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her
Aug 7th

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,...

Seven words that there is no reason to not say on television.
Aug 7th
ALL ants.
Aug 6th
Aug 6th
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
I like this guy.
Aug 5th
I am going to invent a material designed to fill pillows, comforters, coats. I will call it...
Aug 5th
THE FACE OF THIS DOCUMENT HAS A COLORED BACKGROUND ON WHITE PAPER - THIS DOCUMENT HAS A TRUE...
Aug 5th

New Store Manager

This was totally out of nowhere. I like this new chick though, she’s pretty nice, but still...
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
I hope one of you understand this.
Aug 5th
Stumbled upon this.
Aug 5th
Hilarious
Aug 4th

i hate

wickedy-whack: you. but not you. mostly just you. Me too.
Aug 4th
Note to self: Thursday is 7 to 12 instead of 6 to 11.
Aug 3rd
Not late!
Aug 3rd

To do

Actually do the things on this list — before Tuesday. Apply to UPS Locate phone numbers...
Aug 3rd

183.66

The amount of money I have spent at Starbucks since I started working at Abercrombie & Fitch....
Aug 3rd

Oops. Skedge:

Today: 3pm-8pm Mon: [off] Tues: 8am-1pm Wed: 2pm-7pm Thur: 6am-11am (for the third week in a...
Aug 3rd

Me

I am foolish and irresponsible. I realize this frequently enough, and I often think about the things...
Aug 3rd

iPhone

I am going to be getting a friend’s old iphone. I am rather pleased, and I am typing this...
Aug 3rd
No thank you.
Aug 3rd
The Art of Manliness
Aug 2nd
Warch Watch
Benjamin Zander: Classical music with shining eyes I like this guy. He is a good speaker —...
Aug 2nd
Oh boy, candy…
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd

Cell Phone Service

By 1pm today (August first) I will lose cell phone reception until around 7pm. Good luck contacting...
Aug 1st
Billy Mayes here with the Awesome Auger.
Aug 1st