Jared Bautumn.

2009

December 19

November 21

October 55

September 20

August 10

July 5

June 14

May 20

April 12

March 5

February

January 6

2008

December 14

November 35

October 44

September 48

August 112

July 66

June 90

May 79

April 130

March

February

January

I like

talking to Dr. Mattingly. He knows a lot about music theory. He easily answers the questions that I...

Blues

is not a valid genre.

bael: the world makes me sick. Sounds like you’re talking about allergies.

Me almost exactly (with the exception of...

Found this on the forum I visit. You are the kids who never studied in school because you...

Grow Up

nwelsh01: whoever keeps breaking shit and tearing down papers in the hallways like fucking freshman...

Sparky pointed out...

dcol: Every one of my posts thusfar have had the word “fuck” in them… Fantastic. Well, I’m not...

Muxtape

There is

a Beatles song that says something about a pornographic priestess. I can hear the song in my head,...

Pole dancer at work today.

mmm...

mmm, ‘ts too hot mmm, ‘ts too loud mmm, too many posts on tumblr

an interview with Gertrude McFlugel for...

wickedy-whack: Jerry why were you yelling “Shut Up!” at 2:15am? Because it was in the song, and...

Does anyone else ever have things that they wish they could talk about, but don’t really know...

Elevator is broken.

I am not confident, therefore I fail.

Girls like when you be yourself. If yourself isn’t what they’re looking for, then so be it. It’s...

Stadium seating.

“That is so romantic. And by romantic, I mean secondary...”
— Chris Roseland

wickedy-whack: bautumn: wickedy-whack: Hi, I’m Daniel. You don’t know her but I think she digs...

wickedy-whack: Hi, I’m Daniel. You don’t know her but I think she digs me. She doesn’t, she...

French Horn

For some reason, I imagine that I’ll someday get hitched with a chick that plays french horn.

JARED BOTTOM

amga: Hemingway killed himself using a firearm purchased from Abercrombie and Fitch. You’re an...

Large Hadron Collider?

"Beat Down"

amga: Some people lift to get toned. Others lift to have that extra push come the fourth quarter. ...

Audition

Today I audition for the Louisville Youth Orchestra. I haven’t practiced a ton, but I’m...

Fuck you, mr. Chevy avalanche.

i shore hope Bobby comes over tonight! we need to record and write new tunes I’ll kill you.

Thank goodness for

$420 direct deposit paychecks. not overdrawing my checking account (by eighty-eight cents…)

This is good stuff.

Sent from iGyazickr

Sent from iGyazickr

Why so serious?

“Does that mean she would have … like … a...”
— Andrew from work

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

“do you want to have sex… and then get me a burrito?”
— The Prospector (via bael)

Tedium

Doing any nearly unchanging activity for an extended period of time gets very old. This sucks.

Please tell me you got this from the source and not some...

Today is labor day. That means i get paid time and a half.

(via sassysparky)