23 Oct 09

Round two, FIGHT!


23 Oct 09

I don't even.


22 Oct 09

5. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

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You’ll be suprised how often it works.


22 Oct 09

36. If you absolutely have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

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21 Oct 09

142. If your mother is watching, wear a helmet.

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21 Oct 09

185. Be careful not to ogle girls at the beach. That's what sunglasses are for.

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21 Oct 09

187. Smile at pretty girls.

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21 Oct 09

189. Learn to drive a stick shift.

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21 Oct 09

329. Don't underestimate your fertility.

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17 Oct 09