Jared Bautumn.

WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT

Wikipedia Games

tonyhead:

shlewkin:

I’ve done this before, but I’m doing it again. Going from one Wiki page to another, completely unrelated page, only by clicking through links within the article. Today’s Round: From Dunder Mifflin Paper Company’s Wiki page (start here) to Wu Qi, a Chinese military leader and politician in the Warring States period. I’ll let you know how and when I get there. You try it, too.

Oh, and no going back. Once you’ve clicked through, you can’t go backwards if you’ve hit a wall. Just keep pushing through.

UPDATE: Dunder Mifflin > U.S. News & Report > Competition > Communism > People’s Republic of China > History of China > Warring States Period > Wu Qi.

BOOM. I did it in 7. Can you do it in less, without repeating my path?

I got it in 6.

Duner Mifflin > NYSE > G.W. Bush > Taiwan > History of China > Warring States Period > Wu Qi

You should be able to get to Hitler from anything in 5 or less.

I was just googling my name. And one of the results I found was a porn video site with the description “see jared bottom for the first time”. I was shocked momentarily, until I realized that it’s some gay guy named Jared being on the bottom for the first time.

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

bael:

shlewkin:

thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

Why the hell have 144 people reblogged this? All of the original quotes are good. These are not.

Fuck

alang:

bautumn:

It is literally impossible for me to avoid having at least 1 8am class. Fuck fuck fuck.

I have an 8 AM materials class next semester…I feel your pain…

Yeah, I just have to not fuck them up this time.

Fuck

It is literally impossible for me to avoid having at least 1 8am class. Fuck fuck fuck.

Thanks, ulink, for FINALLY fucking letting me change my password. Over a month after I was supposed to register.